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Contents<\/h1>\n

01. January<\/a>
\n02. February<\/a>
\n03. March<\/a>
\n04. April<\/a>
\n05. May<\/a>
\n06. June<\/a>
\n07. July<\/a>
\n08. August<\/a>
\n09. September<\/a>
\n10. October<\/a>
\n11. November<\/a>
\n12. December<\/a><\/p>\n

January<\/span><\/h2>\n

January 1: “Myahh.” -Brian Fu
\nJanuary 2: “I like watching Jason play video games.” -Isaac Elliot
\nJanuary 3: “As long we have our senses–even just one–we have at least the possibility of accessing what makes us feel human; connected.” -BJ Miller, Ted Talk<\/a>
\nJanuary 4: “Giving up feels great.” -Natalie Skerlong
\nJanuary 5: “The day I learned about global-political economics was the day I lost hope in humanity.” -Raouf Chebri
\nJanuary 6: “If we make a mistake, it’s over. The customer is crazy.” -Raj Mandaala
\nJanuary 7: “#adultlife” -Kiyung Park
\nJanuary 8: “No. Forever.” -Monica Erickson
\nJanuary 9: “I would<\/em> use just the banana, but I like to have the extra layer of protection.” -Mank Logue
\nJanuary 10: “Grandparents are good for\u00a0NOTHING. …[10-second pause]… just kidding.” -Kaid Skerlong
\nJanuary 11: “Sam.” “Are you talking to me or you?” -Sam, while talking to Sam
\nJanuary 12: “Most churches feel exclusive until you start investing in them.” -LG
\nJanuary 13: “Don’t forget to back up the production database before making changes to it!” -everybody on the team
\nJanuary 14: “Why so serious?” -Ravani Sabbini
\nJanuary 15: “Goo.” -Natalie Skerlong
\nJanuary 16: “Don’t approach.” -Oreo
\nJanuary 17: “There’s always next year….” -12th Man
\nJanuary 18: “We are in beautiful place now.” -Me
\nJanuary 19: “You didn’t tell me? I’m mad.” -Jon Moon
\nJanuary 20: “If Amit is not available or approachable, you can contact me. I may not always be available, but I am always approachable.” -Pankaj Tripathi
\nJanuary 21: “It’s long, arduous, painful, and will hurt your soul. Sadly, it’s also required.” -James Brace
\nJanuary 22: “When’s smash night again?” -Chris Smith
\nJanuary 23: “Don’t play Ganon.” -Otto Bisno (Silent Wolf)
\nJanuary 24: “A resurrected savior is better than any earthly king.” -Pastor David Staples
\nJanuary 25: “This is my life, and what’s left of it…I’m going to take back.” -Totalbiscuit (link)<\/a>
\nJanuary 26: “A lot of the way your parents raise you has an imprint on how you view God.” -Wayne Smith
\nJanuary 27: “Your thoughts are a reflection of your heart.” -Erich Lee
\nJanuary 28: “It stinks in here, by the way.” -Raouf Chebri
\nJanuary 29: “Playing is way more fun.” -Heather\u00a0Kenning
\nJanuary 30: “There’s a hair on my knob. …that probably sounds really wrong.” -Noah Natan
\nJanuary 31: “I’ve got problems that creativity can’t solve.” -Chris Choi<\/p>\n

February<\/span><\/h2>\n

February 1: “You only like Seattle because you were born in Seattle.” -Kamala Kotupalli
\nFebruary 2: “The authorities said it was for the greater good. But good isn’t the same as right.” -Faith Connnors; Mirror’s edge
\nFebruary 3: “Always compare your local file with the server’s. Check-in is a crime.” -Amit Agarwal
\nFebruary 4: “What if she’s BUTT UGLY?” -Jessica Lee
\nFebruary 5: “It’s pissin’ out there.” -Brendan Derks
\nFebruary 6: “Everybody’s the same as they used to be…” -Aliah Kim
\nFebruary 7: “Ouch :(” -Greezelord (netplay)
\nFebruary 8: “You need to be called out more anyway.” -Elise Cho
\nFebruary 9: “Okay… talk to Kamala.” -Amit Agarwal
\nFebruary 10: “Pooping is very serious business, Raouf.” -me
\nFebruary 11: “You also just keep changing the requirements.” -Nidhi Sharma (about \u2193)
\nFebruary 12: “I know this even without you telling me. I’m smart, so…” -Syed Hussain
\nFebruary 13: “That’s literally the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, including all the gay porn I’ve watched.” -Yoseph Kim
\nFebruary 14: “She’s really pretty.” -Gina Kim
\nFebruary 15: “Never trust a woman.” -Total Biscuit
\nFebruary 16: “…for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” -Romans 3:23
\nFebruary 17: “You’re doing well.” -Raj Mandaala
\nFebruary 18: “As leaders, we are never responsible for filling anyone else’s cup. Our responsibility is to empty ours.” -Andy Stanley
\nFebruary 19: “I miss the 70s. People were more willing to joke back then.” -Evolution Studios guy
\nFebruary 20: “I don’t like flying, it makes me constipated.” -Mrs. Skerlong
\nFebruary 21: “That’s why he’s still single.” -Joe Bae
\nFebruary 22: “What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun.” -Ecclesiastes 1:9
\nFebruary 23: “You have to make a commitment before you can make a change.” -John Lee
\nFebruary 24: “You guys can go home now.” -Syed Hussain
\nFebruary 25: “What talent we have.” -Erich Lee (source)<\/a>
\nFebruary 26: “Goodbye. Thank you for everything.” -Ravali Sabbani
\nFebruary 27: “Chicken strips are usually the weakest form of chicken.” -Michael Skerlong
\nFebruary 28: “These dice are CURSED.” -James Lee
\nFebruary 29: “This is not the way the world works.” -Elise Cho<\/p>\n

March<\/span><\/h2>\n

March 1: “You’ve already checked out, dude.” -James Hayes
\nMarch 2: “If a king must declare that he is so, then is he really?” -TtheWriter
\nMarch 3: “Do you walk like a sloth?! Where are you?!” -Eunice Sun
\nMarch 4: “A virus.” -Agent Smith,\u00a0The Matrix\u00a0<\/em>
\nMarch 5: “I want to see death.” -Masha Fields
\nMarch 6: “Dude….I’m sorry, that was rancid.” -John Lee
\nMarch 7: “Why are Chinese jokes so unfunny?” -Xing Guo
\nMarch 8: “Living is the first branch you hit on the way down the ‘unique’ tree.” -Nick Kocher (link)<\/a>
\nMarch 9: \u00a0“You guys wanted it done for free? Well, here’s Bob.” -David Staples
\nMarch 10: “Hahaha… …that was a sympathy laugh.” -Kiyung Park
\nMarch 11: “I’m always funny, dude.” -Vinicio Sanchez
\nMarch 12: “Y’know what, screw it. Let’s do it. Let’s start a TF2 team.” -Ming Quan
\nMarch 13: “You want my advice on starting a 6s team? Don’t.” -DaneyWaney
\nMarch 14: “Time to almost start working.” -Vinicio Sanchez
\nMarch 15:\u00a0“We need to remember that God is not a helicopter parent.” -Wayne Smith
\nMarch 16: “A leader without a following is just a person walking.” -John Staples
\nMarch 17: “I hate that you know so much.” -John Lee
\nMarch 18: “Asperger’s.” -Elise Cho
\nMarch 19: “The elevator has a ‘BR’ button… does that stand for ‘bathroom?'” -random girl
\nMarch 20: “Ignorance does not equal innocence.” -Pastor David Staples
\nMarch 21: “What I hate about the world is… everything takes too much time and there isn’t enough time to do everything.” -Me (???)
\nMarch 22:\u00a0“Should I get her number?” -Roger Zeng
\nMarch 23: “I’m going to make a bind that says, ‘That’s twice the size of mine!’ and see how often I use it.” -Skrublord
\nMarch 24: “Gross, what is th–oh, it’s your stomach.” -Natalie Skerlong
\nMarch 25: “People can become desensitized to anything.” -Jane Lee
\nMarch 26: “Hello, my name is David Droz, and today I have failed.” -David Droz
\nMarch 27: “The Sound of Music? …. (mouthing) I love you.” -Jessica Campbell
\nMarch 28: “Pride is when you’d rather give credit to yourself than to anyone else.” -Bok Oh
\nMarch 29: “That’s a Ravali problem. Where is Ravali? Can we call her?” -Amit Agarwal
\nMarch 30: “I’ll give you five bucks if you complete this training for me. …never mind, I think I gave it to my mom.” -Raouf Chebri
\nMarch 31: “The pace of ministry is very slow.” -Dan Lee<\/p>\n

April<\/span><\/h2>\n

April 1: “Merci beaucoup.” -Raouf’s mom
\nApril 2: “I’ll give you a Snickers bar once you finish mopping.” -Uncle James
\nApril 3: “My mom has been telling me … she doesn’t think it’s peace of mind that I have, it’s just stupidity.” -Elise Cho
\nApril 4: “There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you.” -Maya Angelou
\nApril 5: “There’s no point in worrying about things you can’t change.” -Raouf Chebri
\nApril 6: “In many ways, talent is just passion applied.” -Toph
\nApril 7: “Nah man, I’m full as he–uh… heck.” -Dan Lee
\nApril 8: “What do you think would be better? Do you think we should deploy today?” -Syed Hussain
\nApril 9: “If you sow your seeds on poisoned ground, don’t be surprised if everything dies.” -Totalbiscuit
\nApril 10: “Some people are just more fit to be unmarried.” -John Lee
\nApril 11: “I’m back in the promised land. Well… I should say… the land of broken promises.” -Raouf Chebri
\nApril 12: “Let’s do itttt”- Vinicio Sanchez
\nApril 13: “Jason Poo-Shoes.” -Natalie Skerlong
\nApril 14: “Nothing you do today will be as important as the few moments you spend with Jesus. Nothing.” -Erich Lee
\nApril 15: “You are very smart, I can tell by the questions you ask.” -Nidhi Sharma (my reaction<\/a>)
\nApril 16: “Only those who are prepared to acknowledge that they are unworthy can put faith in the Giver of grace.” -James Moffatt
\nApril 17: She wept.
\nApril 18: “A relationship with God is a necessity, not a luxury.” -Chris Cho
\nApril 19: “At the end of the day, God cares more about the decision maker than about the decisions he’s made.” -Elise Cho
\nApril 20: “I’m just doing praise team for myself.” -Jiwoon Choi
\nApril 21: “You know what my school’s slogan is? ‘One of Seattle’s Colleges.'” -Sol Youn
\nApril 22: “Every suicide steals something the people left behind\u00a0– a sense of security, of resilience.” -Rebecca Hersher
\nApril 23: “Dedication without direction is delusion.” -Allen Ross
\nApril 24: “Find a good manager.” -Alex Hsieh
\nApril 25: “There is no ‘because.’ Just do it.” -Amit Agarwal
\nApril 26: “The dashboard is very important.” -Shaojian
\nApril 27: “In spite of this, you still left her a post-it?” -Syed Hussain
\nApril 28: “You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you are.” -John Cleese (link<\/a>)
\nApril 29: “It could have been yours if you had played your cards right.” -Sam Suruda
\nApril 30: “\u4ed6\u5011\u8981\u6c42\u7684\u5f88\u591a\uff0c\u6709\u7684\u6642\u5019\u6211\u5f88\u4e1f\u81c9\u3002” -Mom<\/p>\n

May<\/span><\/h2>\n

May 1: “Recognition and response defines the relationship.” -Pastor David Staples
\nMay 2: “You’re SIXTEEN?” -Damian Nelson
\nMay 3: “Kissing is just pushing your lips against the sweet end of 66 feet of intestines.” -Drew Carey
\nMay 4: “The new dolphin is gonna have less lag than a console.” -Robosky
\nMay 5: “PJSalt” -Eric Wang
\nMay 6: “Muffins” -Kamala Koutipalli
\nMay 7: “We have to practice doubles, now that we’re partners…” -Noah Natan
\nMay 8: “There is some logic to this madness.” -Erich Lee
\nMay 9: “People will do well if you make them happy.” -Nidhi Sharma
\nMay 10: “Yesterday, she told me she thought Keanu Reeves was a Backstreet Boy.” -Yoseph Kim
\nMay 11: “I might have mono.” -Vinicio Sanchez
\nMay 12: “Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.” -Proverbs 12:18
\nMay 13: “This needs to be fixed today.” -Syed Hussain
\nMay 14: “You should get an MBA eventually. I think it would help you specifically.” -Erich Lee
\nMay 15: “I hide my thieves’ tools in his butt.” -James Lee
\nMay 16: “Even a blind squirrel is able to find nuts sometimes.” -Neriah Yoo
\nMay 17: “If a man pays back evil for good, evil will never leave his house.” -Proverbs 17: 13
\nMay 18: “Quit being a diva.” -Pastor Mark Kim
\nMay 19: “The calling to be a worship leader should not be taken lightly.” -Daniel Bae
\nMay 20: “Fruit does not appear on the tree fully-grown. Fruit grows.” -Pastor John Staples
\nMay 21: “Every story must have an ending.” -Auron, FFX
\nMay 22: “You grow the most when you’re least ready to.” -Pastor Mark Kim
\nMay 23: “How old are you? 27?” -Neriah Yoo, to me
\nMay 24: “God doesn’t wake up in the morning and think He’s you.”
\nMay 25: “JASON FU. …..you are my hero.” -Samuel Koo
\nMay 26: “Every game [of DOTA] is sad.” -Bat
\nMay 27: “You can give without loving, but you can’t love without giving.” -Pastor John Staples
\nMay 28: “Wow, you put on weight.” -Marc Chu
\nMay 29: “If it happens, I’m calling it right now.” -James Hayes
\nMay 30: “Maybe you should go play the lottery. Play 072.” -Julie Vega
\nMay 31: “I’m going to miss \u00a0you once we stop working together.” -Vinicio Sanchez<\/p>\n

June<\/span><\/h2>\n

June 1: “Don’t forget to donate to Faster Melee, because this wouldn’t have been possible without them dividing the community so quickly.” -Dan Salvato (link<\/a>)
\nJune 2: “It makes sense you forgot how to be single again.” -Michelle Cheng
\nJune 3: “My feet are killing me.” -Brian Fu
\nJune 4: “You’re a lifesaver.” -Daniel Bae
\nJune 5: “Waistline.” -Erich Lee
\nJune 6: “David is pretty butthurt.” -Scott Sol
\nJune 7: “Plan to come to HCL every day except Monday from now on.” -Raj Mandaala
\nJune 8: “Did you call her honey?” -Chris Smith (mayo)
\nJune 9: “The best way to get in shape is to never be out of shape.” -a wise man
\nJune 10: “I would date you.” -Bin Mei
\nJune 11: “Thanks so much for coming!” -Noah Natan
\nJune 12: “Why, God? Why?” -America
\nJune 13: “Are you joking?” -Anusha Bhura
\nJune 14: “I don’t really feel sad about these things.” -Jay Singh
\nJune 15: “What good is the truth if you can’t understand it?” -James Hayes
\nJune 16: “\u897f\u96c5\u56fe, \u62dc\u62dc\u4e86” -\u4e7e\u5abd
\nJune 17: “Yeahh…I don’t f**kin’ care.” -Raouf Chebri
\nJune 18: “They like to play Uno with spicy rules in Indonesia.” -Drew Minaker
\nJune 19: “I did it, guys.” -John Lee
\nJune 20: “He gave you a ride for free?” -Alex Wallin’s roommate
\nJune 21: “If I’m going to help him, I’m going to help you.” -Susan Kim
\nJune 22: “If I ever get too cocky, just remind me of that time I accidentally sent an email to 1,000+ people.” -Vinicio Sanchez
\nJune 23: “I’m sure you have already guessed…” -Raj Mandaala
\nJune 24: “Why is this taking so much time?” -Syed Hussain
\nJune 25: “African worm?” -Rebekah Lee (pictionary<\/a>)
\nJune 26: “I don’t want bad things to happen, but if they do, I would like to be on shift.” -James Lee, firefighter
\nJune 27: “The death of classical music is perhaps its oldest continuing tradition.” -Charles Rosen
\nJune 28: “You can be a sumo wrestler.” -Dad
\nJune 29: “Luck is all about preparation.” -Frank M.
\nJune 30: “It was a pleasure working with you.” -Syed Hussain<\/p>\n

July<\/span><\/h2>\n

July 1: “Well, the world is your goddamn oyster, you smartypants youngster.” -Sue Lee
\nJuly 2: “I’ve never seen one so fresh before.” “you can see one come straight out of the oven if you want.” -David Kim; Alyssa Chung
\nJuly 3: “Why do we have kids?” -Kalvin Kim
\nJuly 4: “All those cods and rones…I mean cones and rods” -Xing Guo
\nJuly 5: “The honest philosopher seeks only the Truth, even if it bears no comfort; and he must begin by assuming, as Socrates said, the all he knows is that he knows nothing.” -Straton of Stageira
\nJuly 6: “I’m playing Marth because all the other characters are boring.” -Volk
\nJuly 7: “As long as she loves God, well…. not much else matters.” -Gina Kim
\nJuly 8: “You need to help your team with workload.” -Amit Khatnani
\nJuly 9: “My goodness…you’re being so needy today.” -John Lee
\nJuly 10: “Jason Fu? That guy never gave a fuck about what anybody thought. I need to add him on Facebook.” -Amin Shariatmadari
\nJuly 11: “Never talk to Syed again. Ever.” -Amit Agarwal
\nJuly 12: “Your jokes are the opposite of on fire today. Your jokes are wet.” -Yoseph Kim
\nJuly 13: “Well….we can’t assume anything….” -Jiwoon Choi, David Kim, Stephanie So, and Jane Lee
\nJuly 14: “Can you help me with DRI tomorrow?” -Vinicio Sanchez
\nJuly 15: “You can’t shake hands with a clenched fist.” -Indira Gandhi, through Little Jacob, Grand Theft Auto IV<\/i>
\nJuly 16: “In first place…. Izzy and grandpa!” -Ashley Koo
\nJuly 17: “Girls are like strategy games.” -Elise Cho
\nJuly 18: “There is no place in American discourse for the vile, vitriolic hate coming out of this ideology [#blacklivesmatter].” -Sheriff David Clarke(link)<\/a>
\nJuly 19: “I did all the CSE for non-majors classes for fun.” -Aline Nguyen
\nJuly 20: “I don’t plan on getting old.” -Yoseph Kim
\nJuly 21: “But what if the bear grabs the chainsaw?” -Josh Kim
\nJuly 22: “That’s the ‘you peed in my cereal’ face.” -Chris Choi
\nJuly 23: “We don’t have one person who was a headlight; we have someone who was the Light.” -Pastor Mark Kim
\nJuly 24: “We will jam again… one day.” -Josh Lee
\nJuly 25: “I’m taking a break from this game or my phone is gonna end up in a thousand pieces…” -Mdf777
\nJuly 26: “Music has the ability to enter someone’s soul without their permission.” -Joel Houston; “The only time I saw my mom cry was when I got a C in high school.” -Jiwoon Choi
\nJuly 27: “I was expecting you to win against Joeco.” -Noah Natan
\nJuly 28: “I’m liking your musings.” -Lisa Choi
\nJuly 29: “The mark of a truly mature person is that their judgment is never tainted by stipulations based on arbitrary things such as age, density of follicles, etc.” -Erich Lee
\nJuly 30: “Left to right or right to left?” -Mark’s mom
\nJuly 31: “You and I have become a little more than just friends…” “So like…friends with benefits?” -John Lee; me<\/p>\n

August<\/span><\/h2>\n

August 1: “Balloon.” -Bin Mei
\nAugust 2: “\u5927\u4fbf” -Dad
\nAugust 3: “What is that FRAGRANT SMELL?” -Bradley Stafford
\nAugust 4: “It’s easy to blame the violent and militant US cops for the amount of shootings, but I’m sure most of you American citizens would react exactly the same in their position.” -\/u\/krautcop (source)<\/a>
\nAugust 5: “The swords is NOT supposed to come out.” -Conundroom host
\nAugust 6: “No, well, even after spending this little time with you, I can tell you have social skills.” -Jeff Smith
\nAugust 7: “It doesn’t feel half bad.” -Sam Smith
\nAugust 8: “Let’s hang when I am back?” -Frank Liu
\nAugust 9: “Reading is the fucking warp whistle from Super Mario 3.” -\/u\/ryans01 (link<\/a>)
\nAugust 10: “If you know God, you don’t have to want anymore.” -Shane Everett
\nAugust 11: “Durian? That’s what Alyssa’s perfume smells like.” -James Lee
\nAugust 12: “Do you know what a meat spit looks like?” -Sam Suruda
\nAugust 13: “I would have stayed longer if there were board games…” -Sam Yoo; “Goodbye, Mank!”
\nAugust 14: “How much you’ve grown up can be measured by how big you perceive your world to be.” … “Sometimes… durians are like people.” -Elise Cho
\nAugust 15: “Say that you’re open.” -Raouf Chebri
\nAugust 16: “Do you want to wash your car? I was going to wash mine. We can wash them together to make it faster.” -Brian Fu
\nAugust 17: “You can come in just twice a week.” -Raj Mandaala
\nAugust 18: “A good con man takes a little bit of truth and a lot of lies and pulls the wool over the eyes of the ignorant.” -Carey Burtt (link)<\/a>
\nAugust 19: “Do you remember anything?”
\nAugust 20: “Just gotta….run with it. Eh? Eh? Anybody?” -Chris Cho
\nAugust 21: “Your hair is on point.” -Daniel Bae
\nAugust 22: “Well, that’s….deincentivizing.” -Eric, physical therapist
\nAugust 23: “We brought you whisky.” -Yoseph Kim
\nAugust 24: “Pity if powerful.” -Raouf Chebri
\nAugust 25: “I think we’ve got a pretty good chance at a six-figure case here.” -Bruce Wiener
\nAugust 26: “The hearing test came back very good!” -Dr. Lisa Mulligan
\nAugust 27: “You shall soon taste the divine.” -Lisa Choi
\nAugust 28: “I heard you tried to die while I was gone.” -Chris Choi; “\u4f60\u7684\u547d\u5f88\u5927” -\u5c0f\u8205\u8205
\nAugust 29: Gene Wilder
\nAugust 30: “I’m actually offended.” -Chris Cho
\nAugust 31: “You gained weight.” -Sang K. Cho<\/p>\n

September<\/span><\/h2>\n

September 1: “Is this how you see Melee, Kevin? In paragraphs?” -Mang0 (link)<\/a>
\nSeptember 2: “Yeah, man.” -Eric’s mom
\nSeptember 3: “Our parents are playing pool and being super loud.” -Daniel Koh
\nSeptember 4: “Who’s Chris?” -Jon Neufeld
\nSeptember 5: “You lose again.” -Eldritch Horror
\nSeptember 6: “If it’s good enough for you, it’s good enough for me.” -Dr. Nicolae Vadan
\nSeptember 7: “idk if you heard the news, but…” -Christian Kwon
\nSeptember 8: “I WAS ON HIS QUOTE OF THE DAY ONCE” -Bradley Stafford
\nSeptember 9: “There’s no refunds. There’s no return policy.” -David Cho
\nSeptember 10: “Choose what you believe before the storm comes in.” -James Hayes
\nSeptember 11: “Remember” ; “You can’t substitute your personal relationship with God with service to God.” -Pastor David Staples
\nSeptember 12: “Legalists are the worst advertisements for the Christian faith because they are just hedonists in disguise.” -Tim Chaddick
\nSeptember 13: “I can never step closer to God without realizing the need to step into the lives of others.” -Erich Lee
\nSeptember 14: “#humblepie” -Frank Liu
\nSeptember 15: “Context is everything.”
\nSeptember 16: “I like watching real-life drama happen right in front of me.” -S. Kim
\nSeptember 17: “I’m not upset; I’m just impatient.” -Sam Suruda
\nSeptember 18: “Do you want to learn Android: Netrunner?” -Jun Du (repeat ad infinitum)
\nSeptember 19: “Nolan’s convinced that we lost the game. I’m going to prove him wrong.” -Cameron Ernotte; “That’s sh–…c–…d–…sh–…I mean, that’s ridiculous.” -Neriah Yoo
\nSeptember 20: “I never caught your name.” “I never threw it.”
\nSeptember 21: “You can’t go wrong with ‘baby.'” -Lisa Choi
\nSeptember 22: “I want you to take it faithfully for the next seven days.” -Dr. Soon Kimm
\nSeptember 23: “It’s not your fault.” -Sean,\u00a0Good Will Hunting\u00a0<\/em>
\nSeptember 24: “I just don’t understand….how this all hinges on me.” -Julian Richter
\nSeptember 25: “The law doesn’t reveal our goodness; it only exposes out brokenness.” -Pastor David Staples
\nSeptember 26: “idkkkkk you sound like you’re comforting yourself lol” -Michelle Cheng
\nSeptember 27: “You don’t get sick. If you feel\u00a0sick, you should be alarmed. When other people feel pain at a 4 or 5, then they’ll say something. But you only start saying something at 10.” -Mom
\nSeptember 28: “I don’t know if I went too far with the ‘old school’ theme…” -Jiwoon Choi
\nSeptember 29: “The name? I’m not edgy or anything. It’s just human nature.” -DeprivedHumans
\nSeptember 30: “Face your 2k like a champ.” -Bat<\/p>\n

October<\/span><\/h2>\n

October 1: “Music is sonorous air. It says everything and it says nothing.” -Ferruccio Busoni (Daniel Barenboim sound bite)<\/a>
\nOctober 2: “What comes into our minds when we think about God is the most important thing about us.” -A.W. Tozer
\nOctober 3: “If you want to reach someone, do things for him. If you want to change his life, build a relationship with him.” -Chris Cho (source?)
\nOctober 4: “taco \uba39\uc5c8\uc5b4 \/ \ub2e4 \uae4c\uba39\uc5c8\uc5b4” -massage therapist
\nOctober 5: “Balloon story? I don’t remember the balloon story.” “I remember the balloon story.” -Chris Smith; Jeff Rowland
\nOctober 6: “It’s just been a wobbly day.” -David Kim (pharm)
\nOctober 7: “Mr. Park.” -Alyssa Chung; “It’s interesting to see where peoples’ lives from school go. ….and where they end.” -Cameron Ernotte
\nOctober 8: “You are very fun to play against.” -Blake (netplay)
\nOctober 9: “God allows these things to happen…never to pay us\u00a0back, but to win us\u00a0back.” -Pastor David Staples
\nOctober 10: \u201cIf the problem can be solved why worry? If the problem cannot be solved, worrying will do you no good.\u201d –\u00a0\u015a\u0101ntideva<\/a>
\nOctober 11: “…do I know you?” -Melvin Soetrisno
\nOctober 12: “\u98b1\u98a8” -Mom
\nOctober 13: “If the kingdom of heaven is not segregated, then why on earth is the local church?” -Pastor Mark Deymaz
\nOctober 14: “Did you practice on an orange or something?” -Gina Kim
\nOctober 15: “I feel lied to.” -Eric Wang
\nOctober 16: “You have impeccable mechanics in your writing.” -Chris Choi (Choiboy)
\nOctober 17: “You guys did a kick-ass job.” -Neriah Yoo
\nOctober 18: “OH. Do you want me to introduce you two? Come here, let me introduce you two.” -Dr. Sang K. Cho
\nOctober 19: “How come you’re not eating?” -Jiwoon Choi
\nOctober 20: “We should consider it a joy, not a burden, to do the work of learning new ways to more clearly represent Christ and His Word to a watching world.” -Rachel Watson (source<\/a>)
\nOctober 21: “Read it 100 times.” -James Hayes
\nOctober 22: “I’m going back to Mexico tomorrow. My visa expired.” -Rollerbob
\nOctober 23: “Jason, I pray that you become a millionaire.” -Pastor John Staples
\nOctober 24: “Oh. Are you that Asian guy with the Ganon?” -Faddiaddi
\nOctober 25: “Your character is bad, but you make it work” -Whino
\nOctober 26: “There is no escape from the enemy who lives within.” -Electroboom (link<\/a>)
\nOctober 27: “You clearly just don’t have the mindset to be an actual decent player. I would suggest reevaluating that” -MyGoalsInMelee
\nOctober 28: “What is Martin…ee? Oh, Martini.” -Jane Lee
\nOctober 29: “She’s clumsy.” -Bae Park
\nOctober 30: “Why is everything that I get dirty?” “It’s a metaphor for your life.” -James Hayes; Me
\nOctober 31: “A man who does not fart is a man who hides secrets.” -Confucius (aka me)<\/p>\n

November<\/span><\/h2>\n

November 1: “It doesn’t hurt to say ‘I love you’ to your mom every once in a while, y’know?” -Lisa Choi
\nNovember 2: “I couldn’t get tickets for the Seattle show, so out of frustration, I got tickets for the San Fransisco show.” -Brian Fu
\nNovember 3: “It’s always a snow day in music theory.” -Mr. Steves
\nNovember 4: “You’re probably one of the smartest guys I know.” “……what?” -Daniel Bae; Me
\nNovember 5: “You can poop your pants now!” -Michael Hsieh
\nNovember 6: “[Sometimes,] it’s okay to stand in the darkness.” -Eunice Sun
\nNovember 7: “Patriotism can involve sacrifice on behalf of your country…[it] is about serving your country first.” -Henry Reich (link)<\/a>
\nNovember 8: “I am a tiny bit happy that my smug piece of shit liberal friends are losing their minds on my FB feed.” -absurd slit
\nNovember 9: “Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, sings the tune with all the words and never stops at all….” -Emily Dickinson (source)<\/a>; “I had a peek at her other side. But don’t worry, I asked her for permission first.” -Elise Cho
\nNovember 10: “I don\u2019t think enough people expose themselves to differing viewpoints.” -Bob Diep
\nNovember 11: “I find it obscene that we can bury so many people and know nothing about them.” -Brian Turner
\nNovember 12: “I figure life’s too short for me to do something I hate for an extra $20k\/yr.” -Keith McAfee
\nNovember 13: “On the vast majority of issues, we are so much closer than [the media] would have Americans think.” “And we are more decent than we behave.” (Morning Joe video)<\/a>
\nNovember 14: “Being gracious in your relationships is respect for others; being firm in your relationships is respect for yourself.” -Neriah Yoo
\nNovember 15: “At McDonald’s….without my wallet.” -Eric Wang
\nNovember 16: (Immediately following a discussion of classical literature)”HEY did you guys see that meme with Joe Biden and Barack Obama?” -Lisa Choi
\nNovember 17: “His hair looks like a poop fell on his head.” -Mom
\nNovember 18: “C’mon, let’s see some of that youthful energy.” -Dr. Cho
\nNovember 19: “What’s something you stack stuff on top of?” “A clock?” -Yoseph Kim; Sarah [Im]
\nNovember 20: “You should count me out for today…” -Jiwoon Choi
\nNovember 21: “How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?” -Penn Jillette (link)<\/a>
\nNovember 22: “It’s really tight here.” “Thanks.” -Massage therapist; me
\nNovember 23: “What happened here?” “I accidentally knocked something over…wait, my mom told me not to talk to strangers.” -Me; a young boy (we were in a board game store)
\nNovember 24: “This is kind of a boring game.” -Brian Fu
\nNovember 25: “I need to get some Christmas parents for my parents.” -Sam Suruda
\nNovember 26: “Play exciting, not excited.” -Hal Galper
\nNovember 27: “I don’t…get…you.” -Eric Wang
\nNovember 28: “An organization that’s held together by just one person is not a good one.”
\nNovember 29: “I think I could have made this at home on the barbecque.” -Dad, talking about a filet mignon at an expensive steakhouse
\nNovember 30: “Yeah… I recently got into sweaters myself.” -Gabe Koh<\/p>\n

December<\/span><\/h2>\n

December 1: “That was…dicey.” -Zac Weber (after rolling dice)
\nDecember 2: “If I buy something expensive, it better make me money.” -Kiyung Park
\nDecember 3: “Lola’s got lots of secrets.” -Gabe Koh
\nDecember 4: “I went from one Fu to another Fu.” -Pastor James Kim
\nDecember 5: “If the biotech industry didn’t have to spend money redoing all those failed tests, it would have enough money to own the earth.” -Neriah Yoo
\nDecember 6: “I learned from the best.” “Yeah? Who?” “Me.” -Me; Silvia Chang
\nDecember 7: “Do you want to see my guitar?” -Peter
\nDecember 8: “Are you a generous tipper?” -Chris Choi
\nDecember 9: “When people get upset…they regress into children.” -David Kim
\nDecember 10: “Oh, right. Hold the ledge.” *falls past the ledge to his death* -Bradley Stafford
\nDecember 11: “It’s just money.” -Jinny Koh
\nDecember 12: “Emergency Christmas!!!”
\nDecember 13: “We’ve got a long way to go before we catch up to Mother Nature.” -Tour Guide, USS Blueback
\nDecember 14: “I never learned to write lowercase Roman numerals…” -Gabe Koh (this was the result)<\/a>
\nDecember 15: “Attitude is more important than technical skill.” -Augustine of Hippo, 2016
\nDecember 16: “Don’t forget to give me your number.”
\nDecember 17: “Can I play you?” -Hungrybox
\nDecember 18: “Have you been to Dick’s?” “Like, sporting goods?” -Pookie; Gravy
\nDecember 19: “I don’t think I’ve ever successfully pooped before.” “You’re probably going to end up on his quote of the day.” -Danielle; Bradley Stafford
\nDecember 20: “No artist goes through life without hating his early work.”
\nDecember 21: “Jason, you would make the worst girlfriend ever.” -Lisa Choi; “I’m not a musician, I’m a worship leader.” -Jiwoon choi
\nDecember 22: “It breaks my heart to say this, but Ganondorf is not viable.” -Andy Singh
\nDecember 23: “I don’t want to be remembered as the ‘nice guy.'” -Hyuk Suh
\nDecember 24: “This is a loose orange. This is a tight orange. Look at that it’s so tight. That’s how you know it’s going to be good.” -Paul Cho
\nDecember 25: “Gifts are bullshit.” -absurd slit
\nDecember 26: “You just got bananagrammed.” -Sam Yoo
\nDecember 27: “Instant bondage. I mean…bonding.” -Scott Sol
\nDecember 28: “Oh, she’s funny, all right.” -Jason Koh
\nDecember 29: “That means you’ve got your head straight on your shoulders.” -Samson G.
\nDecember 30: “Sounds familiar…” -Kiyung Park
\nDecember 31: “You’re my guy.” -Alexa Derks; Annie Suruda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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