01. January<\/a> January 1: “Best Falco lasers on netplay.” -KnowUrEnemy February 1: “It’s good to be loved. It’s profound to be understood.” -Portia de Rossi March 1: “I love nature, but I prefer driving to it.” -Chris Shin April 1: “What do your other parents think?” -Christian Kwon May 1: “Maybe you’re the stick that stirs the drink.” -Andrew Morrison June 1: “So you’re the worst person to become friends with.” -Alexandra Bertagnolli July 1: Look, a moving mountain.” -Joshua (student) August 1: “\u3010\u4e2d\u570b\u3011\u6709\u5462\u9ebc\u597d\u55ce\uff1f” -Mom
\n02. February<\/a>
\n03. March<\/a>
\n04. April<\/a>
\n05. May<\/a>
\n06. June<\/a>
\n07. July<\/a>
\n08. August<\/a>
\n09. September<\/a>
\n10. October<\/a>
\n11. November<\/a>
\n12. December<\/a><\/p>\nJanuary<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nJanuary 2: “Barfi<\/a>? That’s a bit of an unfortunate name for a food…” -Andrew Morrison
\nJanuary 3: “You should speak more. If you never speak… you’ll never get a girlfriend.” -Joanne Lee
\nJanuary 4: “I feel like you’re driving really well for how much it’s raining.” -Lisa Choi
\nJanuary 5: “David’s obsessed with my sister.” -Jiwoon Choi
\nJanuary 6: “It’s really ugly…” “Just like you.” -Me, my mom (respectively)
\nJanuary 7: “I don’t want to have this conversation with you right now.” -ES
\nJanuary 8: “The past isn’t the past if it’s still negatively affecting your future.” -Pastor David Staples
\nJanuary 9: “Catan milk chocolate game? That’ll leave a bad taste in my mouth.” -me
\nJanuary 10: “Wow, that was deep, Lukas.” -Lukas Majercak
\nJanuary 11: “You’re unusually perceptive about stuff like that.” -Yoseph Kim
\nJanuary 12: “African Native Cockroach Casserole?” -Cole Shin
\nJanuary 13: “Yes, the truth is important and you have to speak it, but it’s more important to speak the truth with grace.” -Pastor James Hayes
\nJanuary 14: “A lot of the time, practice is a long form of convincing yourself that you can do it.” -Victor Wooten (source)<\/a>
\nJanuary 15: “I’m sorry for swearing, but I’m just really frustrated by this.” -JY
\nJanuary 16: “Red sauce?” “Your name is Rich? Okay.” -Dad, guy at Mod Pizza
\nJanuary 17: “PacMan is dead.” -Tomek Niedabylski
\nJanuary 18: “In case anything happens…” -Jiwoon Choi
\nJanuary 19: “The most handsome boy on the team!” “Me?” -Tao Zhang; me
\nJanuary 20: “I’m at my wit’s end, here.” -Brandon Hodgen
\nJanuary 21: “We got some emails saying that the singles feel like they’re being treated as second-class citizens. We didn’t know that was going on.” -Pastor David Staples
\nJanuary 22: “I am disheartened to find that I don’t have a quote of the day yet.” -Vladimir Sanchez
\nJanuary 23: “I just didn’t see that. …that was a blunder. Good game.” -Andrew Morrison
\nJanuary 24: “How can we help you make better progress?” -Jack Zhang
\nJanuary 25: “Y’know, when it comes to talking about code.. you’re probably one of the most mature people I’ve talked to.” -Bryan Apellanes
\nJanuary 26: “I do not. I do not. I do not. I do not. I do…not.” -Jiwoon Choi
\nJanuary 27: “Worship is the realization of your inability to live out this Christian life and that you need Jesus to help you.”
\nJanuary 28: “You cannot exhale what you haven’t inhaled.” -Pastor David Staples
\nJanuary 29: “Care to go a little deeper?” -Inigo Goiri
\nJanuary 30: “I think it’s for FTEs only…” -Shansi Ren
\nJanuary 31: “Have you ever been to Chicka Filla? Apparently it’s really good. There’s always a line.” -Bill Xu<\/p>\nFebruary<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nFebruary 2: “Human are terrible creatures.” -Eden
\nFebruary 3: “Yeah… I was bored this morning.” -Angel Lee
\nFebruary 4: “You’re a mumbler.” -Lisa Choi
\nFebruary 5: “Oh, you know what I realized? I don’t care about cultural issues. Like, not even a little bit.” -Yoseph Kim
\nFebruary 6: “I think progress has been going very well.” -Shansi Ren
\nFebruary 7: “The fool is the precursor to the savior.” -Dr. Jordan Peterson
\nFebruary 8: “Wow, you’re here late.” -Andrew Morrison
\nFebruary 9: “If dolphins had thumbs, they would rule the sea.” -Matthew Nolet
\nFebruary 10: “Blobby boi” -Soojin Lee
\nFebruary 11: “I had LDZ today.” -Kevin Wang
\nFebruary 12: “They’re like cats.” -Neriah Yoo
\nFebruary 13: “You guys do this daily?” -Vinay Deshpande
\nFebruary 14: “I’m going to keep bothering you about it.” -Sam Sharkey, talking about nSuns
\nFebruary 15: “Matthew, are you okay? You’ve been pretty quiet.” “Yeah… I’m just thinking about tech traps.” -Samson Geberegeorgis; Matthew Nolet
\nFebruary 16: “Literally every part of this JSON object is offensive.” -Andrew Morrison
\nFebruary 17: “Well, at least it’s a game he doesn’t like…” -Wang
\nFebruary 18: “Expect the best, prepare for the worst.”
\nFebruary 19: “No johns.” -LG
\nFebruary 20: “I’m really impressed. You guys got the lowest time for this room.” -Escape room host
\nFebruary 21: “I don’t think I’m a better player than you.” -Nail
\nFebruary 22: “Today has been pretty tight.” -Samson Geberegeorgis
\nFebruary 23: “Wholesale slaughter of unwanted animals is totally the right move.” -Yoseph Kim
\nFebruary 24: “\u4f60\u6709\u826f\u5fc3\u55ce\uff1f” -mom
\nFebruary 25: “You’re in the upper echelons of gaming.” -Eric Go
\nFebruary 26: “Real work and real satisfaction comes from going deep into something and staying there for a long long timr[sic].” -oloaP
\nFebruary 27: “You have to be more proactive.” -Shansi Ren
\nFebruary 28: “I’m pretty sure you can also tell that Jack is not happy…” -Anbang Hu<\/p>\nMarch<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nMarch 2: “I’m not feisty, I’m docile.” -Eunice Sun
\nMarch 3: “See? Mommy is still useful.” -Aunt Dudu
\nMarch 4: “We need to grow up.” -David Staples
\nMarch 5: “Is it going to be on your blog?” -John Lee
\nMarch 6: “Star Realms?” -Rayen Acode
\nMarch 7: “Oh okay, you go to A.” –proceeds to run into the elevator doors– Shansi Ren
\nMarch 8: “Your lips are red because you shaved without shaving cream this morning.”
\nMarch 9: “The bass player is the point guard of the band.” -Flea
\nMarch 10: “You know how there’s lecture and quiz section? Church is like lecture; small group is like quiz section.” -me
\nMarch 11: “Just wanted to say you’ve been so good on the keys!” -Hanna Oh
\nMarch 12: “I took a nap at work today. I think we all did.” -Kyle Oshiro
\nMarch 13: “Thou, O God, dost sell us all good things at the price of labour.” -Leonardo da Vinci
\nMarch 14: “Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.” -Fyodor Dostoevsky
\nMarch 15: “Checkmate.” -Sam Sharkey
\nMarch 16: “You do know harmony… right?” -Gina Kim
\nMarch 17: “He looks like he’d fall over if you pushed him.” “I.. push him.” -Brandon Hodgen; Yoseph Kim
\nMarch 18: “My boyfriend was killed by a drunk driver on the way home from my birthday party. It’s been the worst week of my life.” -waitress at Azul
\nMarch 19: “Life’s too short to be bored at work.”
\nMarch 20: “You guys crack me up.” -Escape room host
\nMarch 21: “Sometimes the most important teams are the smallest ones.” -Kai Liu
\nMarch 22: “It doesn’t take a Rockerfeller to help a fella.”
\nMarch 23: “French people love to protest.” -Lukas Majercak
\nMarch 24: “Your mom is…different.” -Sarah Im
\nMarch 25: “Babies are pretty heavy.” “Yeah, they’re like silly bricks.” -Joshua Braun
\nMarch 26: “Try to be open-minded… this is a huge flaw with humanity, to be honest. Let’s be real.” -Armada (link)\u00a0<\/a>
\nMarch 27: “Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.” -Frank Zappa
\nMarch 28: “I don’t believe we evolve toward being good. I believe that’s by choice.”
\nMarch 29: “Welcome to the society.” -Andrew Cross
\nMarch 30: “It seems that perfection is attained not when there is nothing more to add, but when there’s nothing more to remove.” -Antoine de Saint-Exup\u00e9ry
\nMarch 31: “Bye! Come back with a man.” -Hanna Oh<\/p>\nApril<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nApril 2: “If it is art, it is not for all; if it is for all, it is not art.” -Arnold Schoenberg
\nApril 3: “I realized today my intake has doubled.” -Eric Wang
\nApril 4: Nothing interesting was said on this day.
\nApril 5: “My favorite childhood pastime was being awkward.”
\nApril 6: “Snakes.” -Frank Liu
\nApril 7: “Your ass is tighter than a drum. I can’t live without you.” -Yoseph Kim
\nApril 8: “My poor butt hole…” -Eric Wang
\nApril 9: “You can’t put gameplay on the box.”
\nApril 10: “There’s no risk when you go after a dream. There’s a tremendous amount of risk to playing it safe.” -Bill Burr
\nApril 11: “When a person has nothing to eat, fasting is the smartest thing he could do.\u201d -Herman Hesse,\u00a0Siddhartha.
\nApril 12: “If you try to perfect this art form, it will eat you alive.” -Travis
\nApril 13: “You can leave me a negative review on Yelp.” -Eden
\nApril 14: “Headlights.”
\nApril 15: “We were made for eternal life.” -Pastor John Staples
\nApril 16: “Music is everything at the same time. Music does not smile or laugh; music does not cry. It laughs and cries at the same time.” -Daniel Barenboim (link)<\/a>.
\nApril 17: “I was looking in the wrong place… I was looking at pictures of my mom, not her uploads…” -Rayen Acode
\nApril 18: “What should I bring?” -Yeaab Sihay
\nApril 19: “We don’t have any long cables. This is Microsoft, not Longcrosoft.” -Tomek
\nApril 20: “Your mission support letter offended me.” -LC
\nApril 21: “Not a song for a typical barbershop chorus… then again, you aren’t a typical barbershop chorus.” -Judge at barbershop competition
\nApril 22: “Happens all the time in this game.” -Terrorbird
\nApril 23: “I won!” -John Lee
\nApril 24: “If you get air in your water main, it makes a sound like your toilet explodes when you flush it.” -Eric Wang
\nApril 25: “Always be unsure of yourself.”
\nApril 26: “A lot of choirs sing really well, but they don’t make music. They just sing.” -Paul Carter
\nApril 27: “But then I can’t sit.” -Hyuk Suh
\nApril 28: “I read a lot of Percy Jackson.” -Jane Lee
\nApril 29: “I wear a bucket!” -Julia Kim
\nApril 30: “Well, I don’t know what other color I ought to be. Perhaps a nice lavender or aqua would do.” -Elsha Eggink<\/p>\nMay<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nMay 2: “Communism doesn’t work.”
\nMay 3: “Nah, I’m just taking a walk.” -Riley McKinley
\nMay 4: “But I like just sitting and eating.” -Xing Guo
\nMay 5: “Todd.”
\nMay 6: “Do you get the satisfaction I get when shooting?” -Eric Wang
\nMay 7: “I’m so bad at this game…” -Christian Kwon
\nMay 8: “There are two types of reads: brain reads and heart reads.” -Toph
\nMay 9: “This is how I talk to everybody.”
\nMay 10: “How do you typically spend your day?” -Shansi Ren
\nMay 11: “He fell down the stairs…” -Shen shen
\nMay 12: “The bathroom is the only quiet place I have here…” -Yvonne Fu
\nMay 13: “Don’t take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” -Elbert Hubbard
\nMay 14: “The Gamecube? It’s here for research purposes.”
\nMay 15: “Are you serious? That’s not a lot at all.” -Vineet
\nMay 16: “It’s a summer-y… summary of summer.” -Lukas Majercak
\nMay 17: “Even though the lyrical content may be intimate and personal, the sound must be shared with the universe.” -Riley McKinley
\nMay 18: “Can you play more simply? It’s giving me a headache.” -Gina Lee
\nMay 19: “Can you play a real character?” -some guy on netplay
\nMay 20: “Maybe I’ll be [Eric’s] housewife.” -Kevin Wang
\nMay 21: “You look like you’re bored. Really bored.” -Lukas Majercak
\nMay 22: “At school and went to the bathroom. Felt unsafe without my backpack.” -Kevin Wang
\nMay 23: “I’d honestly say that the fact that apple products are so popular shows that the world don’t care about how good their products are.” -me
\nMay 24: John Peter Bain
\nMay 25: “Christians care about all suffering. Else they have a defective heart or a flameless hell.” -John Piper
\nMay 26: “This was a great Saturday.” -Wu-gene Hong
\nMay 27: “We burned through those patties really quickly.” “No, you did.” -Christian Kwon; me
\nMay 28: “We have come to the conclusion that this is not a real kitchen.”
\nMay 29: “I didn’t think anyone at Microsoft was making that little.” -Jack Zhang
\nMay 30: “Still peanuts.” -Kevin Wang
\nMay 31: “This is the most unnatural vibe I’ve gotten from any place I’ve lived.” -Ni’Ko Boston<\/p>\nJune<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nJune 2: “Oh man, that’s crispy.” -Brandon Hodgens
\nJune 3: “We’re only allowed one carry-on or mid-sized backpack.” -Pastor John Staples
\nJune 4: “It is over.” -Mansions of Madness
\nJune 5: “Alcohol is stupid.” -Christian Kwon
\nJune 6: “Thanks. It means a lot to hear that.” -Nurse, who gave me the best poke I’ve ever had
\nJune 7: “Using social media is like driving after midnight. There’s just nothing good that can come of it.” -Kim Campbell
\nJune 8: “Doomguy is the chicken-o-meter’s long-lost cousin.” -Stuart Brown,\u00a0Ahoy<\/em>
\nJune 9: “Don’t go on mission trips with your spouse. Let me say that right now.” -Hannah Wu
\nJune 10: “We’re totally out.” “1660.”
\nJune 11: “Success is just failing in the right direction.” -Sideways
\nJune 12: “When I yell, it’s not because I’m mad at you guys… it’s because I’m mad at myself for not inspiring you guys to be passionate about music.” -Brian Steves
\nJune 13: “Not everyone will agree. Deal with it.” -oloaP
\nJune 14: “Oops, all baris.” -Riley McKinley
\nJune 15: “Are you sure?” -Kiyung Park
\nJune 16: “I feel like I failed.” -Rayen Acode
\nJune 17: “I’m proud of you, Fufu.” -Jane An
\nJune 18: “It didn’t work because you’re not the one touching it.” -Muying Chen
\nJune 19: “Life’s too short to dwell on every bump in the road. Try to take pleasure in simple things. In short: eat a cookie!” -Frasier Crane
\nJune 20: “You WROTE this tag?”
\nJune 21: “Don’t you get carsick?” -James Hayes, as we’re sitting still in traffic
\nJune 22: “The graveyard is the richest place on earth.” -Les Brown
\nJune 23: “I’m an enigma.” -Riley McKinley
\nJune 24: “I have no anchor.” -Lisa Choi
\nJune 25: “Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.” -Rumi
\nJune 26: “My sneezes are weird.” -stranger next to me on the plane
\nJune 27: “Shanghai kids are like Americans.” -TK
\nJune 28: “Just close your eyes and take His hand.” -John Calvin
\nJune 29: “Hot and holy.”
\nJune 30: “It’s not weird, it’s eggs.” -Cherry<\/p>\nJuly<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nJuly 2: “Always ask God, and always move forward.”
\nJuly 3: “\u795e\u770b\u6211\u4eec\u662f\u5bf6\u8c9d”
\nJuly 4: “She’s so cute. She’s like a dinosaur.” -Sara Hwang
\nJuly 5: “There wasn’t much to see.” -John Staples
\nJuly 6: “Since I’m not pooping, there’s no reason for me to stay here and listen to you guys poop.” -Joseph Wu
\nJuly 7: “You’re a pastor. You’re like a bartender without the alcohol.” -Me
\nJuly 8: “Man suffers more from imagining too little than too much.” -PT Barnum, The Greatest Showman<\/em>
\nJuly 9: “There is only one secret. Love God and He will give you everything.”
\nJuly 10: “Thank you for being so clear.” -Sarah Downie
\nJuly 11: “I like Excel.” -Chris Cho
\nJuly 12: “You’ve become a much stronger singer in the short time you’ve been with us.” -Travis Tabares
\nJuly 13: “It’s like swimming in hummus.” -Michael Lee
\nJuly 14: “You blend well in a quartet… perhaps a bit too well.” -Jared von Blaterman
\nJuly 15: “Don’t turn to people for encouragement. Turn to God.”
\nJuly 16: “You don’t need to know how to read in order to speak, but chances are you’ll be a lot better at speaking if you read a lot.” -Adam Neely (source)<\/a>
\nJuly 17: “What am I supposed to say?” -Sarah Downie
\nJuly 18: “I listen to two albums a day.” -Jacob Collier
\nJuly 19: “I’m guessing you’re in computer science?” -chorus member
\nJuly 20: “Be as you wish to seem.” -Socrates
\nJuly 21: “This isn’t goodbye.” -VI
\nJuly 22: “Jessica says he’s a good musician.” -Erich Lee
\nJuly 23: “Nothing can hurt a movie quite like high expectations can.” -RennsReviews (source)<\/a>
\nJuly 24: “No worries, it’s all part of the process.” -Lance Park
\nJuly 25: “Was born. Haven’t died yet.” -a Faceook profile
\nJuly 26: “Do you take hits from the bong?” -Brendan Beard
\nJuly 27: “It reeks in there, though…” -Eden
\nJuly 28: “How satisfying.” -Eric Wang (we fixed something)
\nJuly 29: “Jason and Eric feeding each other while Kevin is left out.”
\nJuly 30: “You sound like an angsty teenager when you speak.”
\nJuly 31: “Don’t ask what the world needs; figure out what makes you come alive, and go do that. Because what the world needs, is more of those people.” -John Eldridge, via Jerry Holdsworth<\/p>\nAugust<\/span><\/h2>\n
\nAugust 2: “Usually, not being on Steam means I’m dead, which is not far off.” -Andrew Morrison
\nAugust 3: “If you don’t know the song, don’t sing the words.” -Addam Buzzalini
\nAugust 4: “You know what, just get the manager. This is so invasive.” -man next to be at Bank of America
\nAugust 5:\u00a0\u201cTrue humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less.\u201d -Rick Warren
\nAugust 6: “Sports have rules; video games have laws.”
\nAugust 7: “I’ve never had to beg people to sign up for retreat before.” -Pastor John Staples
\nAugust 8: “Wouldn’t hurt to try, right?” -Elsha Eggink
\nAugust 9: “Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.” – Samuel Johnson
\nAugust 10: “I actually live in MD now!” -Kristyn Lue
\nAugust 11: “How do you know so much music from different genres?” -oloaP
\nAugust 12: “People are trying to quench a spiritual thirst with earthly water.” -Pastor David Staples
\nAugust 13: “Hey, this is kinda fun.” -Sol Youn
\nAugust 14: “Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.” -Ludwig van Beethoven
\nAugust 15: “I’ve always wanted to learn to fly.” “Me too, but I don’t have the shoulders for it.”
\nAugust 16: “Set the bar high and keep it simple.”
\nAugust 17: “Do you understand why I’m angry?” -Kiyung Park
\nAugust 18: “A man that stop taking risks in life pays a very dear price indeed.” – Dr. Frasier Crane
\nAugust 19: “Mmm… no, I think I’ve heard all I needed to hear.” -Matt Smith
\nAugust 20: “We’re not creative enough to make this work.” -Rayen Acode
\nAugust 21: “The heart is not a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love.” -Samantha; Her<\/em><\/a>
\nAugust 22: “We miss the simple things.” “Like eggos and soymilk.” -TK; Caitlyn Kyong
\nAugust 23: “If you find a girl who loves God, then the heart will mold to anything else.” -PD
\nAugust 24: “I don’t know if you noticed, but after you went to China, you changed.” -Hannah Wu
\nAugust 25: “It’s not a retreat without someone showing off on the guitar.” -Kiyung Park
\nAugust 26: “There’s another Jason-ism.” -Xing Guo
\nAugust 27: “\u5168\u4e16\u754c\u90fd\u4fee\u8def\u3002” -mom
\nAugust 28: “The stock market runs on emotion.” -Susan
\nAugust 29: “Here, let me give you my number.” -Sam A.
\nAugust 30: “It’s crazy good.” -Lady at Howlin’ Ray’s<\/p>\nSeptember<\/span><\/h2>\n