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I’m looking forward to keeping quotes this year. I have a lot of exciting events planned this year. You’ll see what they are. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My favorite benefit of keeping this log is it forces me to be present in most situations. I don’t like being somewhere and zoning out. I want to experience life as it unfolds in front me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here’s to a memorable 2024. 🥂<\/p>\n\n\n\n
01. January<\/a> January 1: “I don’t know if I’ll be at standup tomorrow. I gotta go get my balls fondled.” -Jim Lerza February 1: “Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you.” -Walt Whitman March 1: “Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!” -Sui Wong April 1: “I got got.” -Rachel Rogers May 1: “How long did it take you to grow out your hair?” -Sol Youn June 1: “ <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Jan 1, 1:43 AM: I’m looking forward to keeping quotes this year. I have a lot of exciting events planned this year. You’ll see what they are. \ud83d\ude42 My favorite benefit of keeping this log is it forces me to be present in most situations. I don’t like being somewhere and zoning out. I want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1671,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2991","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"\n
02. February<\/a>
03. March<\/a>
04. April<\/a>
05. May<\/a>
06. June<\/a>
07. July<\/a>
08. August<\/a>
09. September<\/a>
10. October<\/a>
11. November<\/a>
12. December<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\nJanuary<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
January 2: “Failure is optimal.” -Pirate Software
January 3: “I’m just gonna leave.” -dentist
January 4: “We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.” -unknown
January 5: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that you’re the puzzling kind.” -Mike Marcotte
January 6: “You wouldn’t know it, but that lamp there cost about a thousand dollars.” -Greg Hall
January 7: “I do not want to die just yet, and a world that creates people who claim that THEY want to is a world that I don’t want to understand.” -Jhonen Vasquez
January 8: “Are you saying something?” -Jim deVos
January 9: “I hear Arizona feels like hell, no matter what temperature it is.” -me
January 10: “The thing about McDonald’s is… no matter what you order, it tastes like McDonald’s.” -Jim Lerza
January 11: “We’re all still novices at death.” -Pastor Katy
January 12: “You can’t be scared when you’re horny.” -Eric Wang
January 13: “The life of a fungus.” -Nat Hall
January 14: “I think what’s closer to the mark is the simple, clear focus that so many of us had as children but lost under the weight of the responsibilities and distractions of adulthood.” -Larry Seiler, on faith
January 15: “The days of queueing with friends in literally any game is dead.” -Cameron Ernotte
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January 17: “I’m asparagus rising.” -Joonie
January 18: “[Christianity] isn’t dead. It just smells funny.”
January 19: “WOW this remaster is (tony the tiger) grrrrrrrrrrrreat” -Jim Lerza
January 20: “It brings to mind the age-old saying: The less you know about a subject, the more you’ll bitch and moan about it, like a petulant brat.” -Tantacrul
January 21: “I’m happy with all of these takes.” -Matt Smith
January 22: “You don’t have to be reluctant.” -Betsy Hall
January 23: “Would like you to get back to DAWSON story work soon.” -Jenna Hansen
January 24: “Overall very good and I learned what I was supposed to.” -Tom Elliot
January 25: “Woo!”
January 26: “You just gotta be cool with yourself.” -Jim Lerza
January 27: “But you won’t get the solution until tomorrow.” -employee at The Bellettini
January 28: “F**k you, kid. You came outta muh BALLS.” -Jared Blatterman
January 29: “I’m so random. You don’t even know.” -Joshua Abu
January 30: “Piracy doesn’t kill the art. Greed does.” -youtube user @Arenow
January 31: “There’s a world of difference between insisting on someone’s doing something and establishing an atmosphere in which that person can grow into wanting to do it.” -Fred Rogers<\/p>\n\n\n\nFebruary<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
February 2: “Betsy and Jason are in first place. They’re *actual* zoologists.” -Andy Robinson
February 3: “\u770b\u4e00\u6b21\u5c31\u5920\u4e86\u3002” -mom
February 4: “Jeans are something for working in the garden.” -Brad
February 5: “That’s good enough for government work.” -Mike Marcotte
February 6: “Hey, so, um\u2026 somebody accidentally deleted the duck pond in Gather. I’m sure whoever did this is very appreciative for any attempts to fix it, and tried to fix it themselves but gave up out of a fear of making things worse.” -Jim deVos
February 7: “Less is only more when you know what more is. Then you can make a conscious decision to step back from that.” -Jacob Collier
February 8: “Do you use Grammarly?” -Luanne Brown
February 9: “Everyone’s a snowflake, sure, but at a distance, every snowflake looks the same.” -Erich Lee
February 10: “These dumplings are going to be good today. I decree it.” -me
February 11: “It’s swirligig!” “It’s called paisley, you debutante.” -Patrick Daly; Andrew Williams
February 12: “The people is what makes the law worthwhile.” -Judge Urda
February 13: “Getting the hang of it?” -Yoseph Kim
February 14: “Pulling out does NOT take a day off, regardless of what holiday we are recognizing.” -Mikey Millions
February 15: “Have homies. Have love. Don’t spend 14 hours a day on the computer. Don’t think you’re too good to know people. Don’t think you’re too good to love people. Don’t become too warped into the character you play online.” -jREG
February 16: “It’ll come out of my time.” -Taskrabbit guy
February 17: “Ehh, speak Spanish?” -stranger in the Home Depot parking lot who helped me lift something heavy into my car
February 18: “Go on. Tell us why we suck.” -Caitlin Gard
February 19: “Jason, what are you working on today?” -Jenna Hansen
February 20: “Barbossa’s bloodwork came back normal.”
February 21: “Woo!” -Chris Holly
February 22: “Would you adopt or get a new one?” -Christian Kwon
February 23: “A perfectly weird ending to a perfectly weird week.”
February 24: “What’s wrong with this dresser?” -mom
February 25: “I have holes and I’m waterproof.”
February 26: “I saw Jason take a step back just now.” -Esther Kim
February 27: “I don’t want to add to your stress. It should be a little fun and not too agonizing.” -Luanne Brown
February 28: “Do you want to leave work early and go to the aquarium?” -Betsy Hall
February 29: “You should aim for immortal.” -bat<\/p>\n\n\n\nMarch<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
March 2: “No, we’re leaving those snacks here.” -Grace Choi
March 3: “Does ‘Soprano guitar no vibrato’ mean anything to you?” -Rachel Pack
March 4: “Ah congrats. Wait you lost.” -Yoseph Kim
March 5: “It’s one of those things that is, and maybe shouldn’t be.” -me
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March 7: “Well. That’s a security incident.” -Tom Elliot
March 8: “As you know, I like to leave styling for the very end.” -Joshua Abu
March 9: “You’re not going to have to be the best at everything. Relax the ego. You can save so much time by not thinking you have to do all this.” -Michael Martinez
March 10: “We’re taking a few weeks’ break after sweeps!” -Sarah Robinson
March 11: “I’m doing my best.” -Woojae Koh
March 12: “There is no wrong. You make a choice, and you unmake it later.” -Luanne Brown
March 13: “She’s so pretty.” -Betsy Hall
March 14: “I won’t say no.” -Woojae Koh
March 15: “Kindness is free, buddy.” -Pam Reich
March 16: “J209!”
March 17: “Nothing rigid ever lasts. You have to be flexible.” -Jane Lee
March 18: “I can understand why people mistake their children as investments.” -Esther Kim
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March 20: “Talent is curiosity plus bravery.” -Yokai the Funky Hasid
March 21: “How much do you know?” -Rayen Acode
March 22: “This is the most impressive thing I’ve seen at work.” -Tom Elliot
March 23: “That’s an astute observation.” -Beth Atwood
March 24: “It’s just dota.” -Andrew Chung
March 25: “You can’t wake a person who’s pretending to be asleep.” -proverb
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April 2: “You’re never going to get rid of the stress in your life. But you can change the action.” -Mel Robbins
April 3: “Everyone knows devs aren’t people and we shouldn’t have to pay for their stuff.” -Katie Cissell
April 4: “Is that your … animal?” -Tenille Lenard
April 5: “All of my gooses are cooked.” -Mike Marcotte
April 6: “You misbehaved but you liked to read.” -mom
April 7: “Time for a weird day.” -Ann Weltner
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April 9: “I hope it’s not sacrilegious to plan to put the ice cream in a milkshake.” -Patrick Daly
April 10: “This is going to be fun.” -Cassidy Mulberg
April 11: “When you’re at home playing games, all you want is to have a girlfriend. But when you do get a girlfriend, all you want to do is play video games.” -Yoseph Kim
April 12: “That was really important for me to hear.” -Nate Elliott
April 13: “Is this enough for you to feel less pressure?” -mom
April 14: “2023 Has Been The Least Affordable Year for Homebuying on Record”
April 15: “That’s not funny at all!” -Jim deVos
April 16: “With our hands… and<\/em> our butts!” -Betsy Hall
April 17: “Whose banana is that<\/em> color? Go see a doctor!” -Sarah Robinson
April 18: “Maybe we’re out of the smaller one?” -cashier lady
April 19: “okay once I make a million I’ll send it over” -pumbakills
April 20: “Anxiety does not often come without intelligence.” -Brittany Daly
April 21: “It is deceptively 4\/4.” -Matt Smith
April 22: “Readable code is a myth.” -ThePrimeTime
April 23: “Leader doesn’t relog”
April 24: “One of the bleakest things about being a human being is a bit of history just happens to you, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” -David Mitchell
April 25: “It\u2019s one thing to make people laugh, it\u2019s another to make people smile.” – Norm Macdonald
April 26: “What my mom taught me was, if something scares you, go and do it.” -Chef Rush
April 27: “Never flying United again.” -Woojae Koh
April 28: “I know, I’m jealous too.” -Andy Robinson
April 29: “Is that JASON? JASON FU?” -Jake Cannon
April 30: “One should only engage with the outside world as one engages with a coal mine: suit up, gather what is needed, and return to the surface.” -Bo Burnham<\/p>\n\n\n\nMay<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
May 2: “I forgot that you play bass.” -Gina Lee
May 3: “Ya think I could visit this weekend?” -Al Licea
May 4: “What a beautiful venue you’ve chosen! I’m so happy for you.” -Barb Hall
May 5: “Are you both dieting?” -Grace Choi
May 6: “DAWSON has completely changed how we work.” -Judge Buch
May 7: “I’m getting ready for interviews again kinda.” -Vladimir Sanchez
May 8: “They’re cute. They’ll find girlfriends.” -Betsy Hall
May 9: “Excellent sneezing, my friend.” -Sarah Robinson
May 10: “Complexity.”
May 11: “This is the best brisket I’ve had in Washington.” -Christian Kwon
May 12: “We’ll be way too high then.” -Yoseph Kim
May 13: “You’re going to be spending a lot of money on AP resets.” -Macky
May 14: “Show up to meetings on time.” -Jenna Hansen
May 15: “This is a matter of philosophy.” -Zach Rogers
May 16: “Bishop should attack.”
May 17: “When you tear out a man’s tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you’re only telling the world that you fear what he might say.” -George R.R. Martin
May 18: “It was a perfect day.” -Betsy Hall
May 19: “I’m just the director, I don’t know anything.” -Matt Smith
May 20: “Eh, part of the job.” -Chris Holly
May 21: “There is beauty in monotony.”
May 22: “dear you could\u2019ve asked me to do it for you” -nana
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May 24: “Art is anything you can get away with.” -Andy Warhol
May 25: “What an omen.” -Alvaro Licea, Jr.
May 26: “Ben is real chatty today.”
May 27: “We need jungle, I’m afraid.”
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May 29: “The illiterate of the 21st Century are not those who cannot read and write but those who cannot learn, unlearn and relearn.” – Alvin Toffler
May 30: “We drown without recognition or appreciation.”
May 31: “Kids ruin everything.” -Marc Chu<\/p>\n\n\n\nJune<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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June 3: “I was so done with being asked to make decisions that mattered but didn’t matter.” -Zach Rogers
June 4: “I think you’re extremely close.” -Luanne Brown
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June 7: “The news has been positive.” -Justin Phillips
June 8: “What’s the date today?” -Betsy Hall
June 9: “Is this a scone?” -hotel guest
June 10: “I just build muscle easily.” -Mimi Fu
June 11: “What a hardship.” -Jess Chung
June 12: “It’s nice to be wanted by someone else. Even if it’s just for your holes.” <\/p>\n\n\n\nJuly<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
August<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
September<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
October<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
November<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
December<\/h2>\n\n\n\n