{"id":31,"date":"2009-03-16T06:13:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T06:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chineseeinstein.wordpress.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2009-03-16T06:13:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T06:13:38","slug":"the-perfect-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jason-fu.com\/blog\/the-perfect-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"the perfect lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody lies. You, me, PM (I know he&#8217;s reading this), your teachers, my teachers, your parents, my parents&#8230; They all either lie now, or have lied before. It&#8217;s a given. Lying is human nature. But there&#8217;s a certain lie that goes on all around the world without consequence. This lie&#8230;it is told by billions of people everyday, and yet we think nothing of it. This lie is called:<\/p>\n<p>Make-up.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it. Why do people wear makeup? They wear it to make themselves prettier, without doubt, but those who wear it are only hiding behind a mask. And what are masks? They are covers; something you see on the outside that is different from the inside. You are seeing something false, rather than something true. And if you see something false rather than true, you are seeing a LIE.<\/p>\n<p>Makeup can even hurt you in the long term. If you look up ingredients mascara (the not-expensive kind), you can find things like bat excrement. For those who don&#8217;t know what that means, \u00a0it means POOP. BAT POOP in your MASCARA. Fun stuff.<\/p>\n<p>You know what, I can&#8217;t get my ideas across so I found a little animation by Jonathan Ian Mathers (from Illwillpress) that expressed my ideas perfectly. Here&#8217;s a link.<\/p>\n<p>Warning: Mild cursing will ensue.<br \/>\n<a title=\": A Woman's Deceit :\" href=\"http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/portal\/viewer.php?id=479818&amp;key=JiZlBcXzJtOzhxbStiNWYzMTQxN2Y2QjMwNjIrNl9xMGIxNzE7QjM0QlYxOzJWODJiNTI3ZjgrVnFfOTIxbTk5NjM5NTI1MQ%3D%3D\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.newgrounds.com\/portal\/view\/479818<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody lies. You, me, PM (I know he&#8217;s reading this), your teachers, my teachers, your parents, my parents&#8230; They all either lie now, or have lied before. It&#8217;s a given. Lying is human nature. But there&#8217;s a certain lie that goes on all around the world without consequence. 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