{"id":446,"date":"2011-05-14T02:05:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-14T09:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chineseeinstein.wordpress.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2011-05-14T02:05:34","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T09:05:34","slug":"post-musical-wankery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jason-fu.com\/blog\/post-musical-wankery\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Musical wankery"},"content":{"rendered":"

There were a few things at the bottle ceremony that I didn’t get to say but really really wanted to:<\/p>\n

1) I don’t understand how I got in in the first place. I decided to try out on a whim, taking the music the day before auditions, not looking at it and sight-singing the audition material.<\/p>\n

2) I always thought Ms. Duck was in her late 20’s.<\/p>\n

3) \u00a0Everybody in the musical is really cute.<\/p>\n

4) I love my moustache, even if it did give me a rash.<\/p>\n

5) \u00a0I regret not joining the musical earlier.<\/p>\n

6) This is the first time I’ve ever worn jeans for an extended period of time. My legs are itchy now.<\/p>\n

7) I secretly wished that the musical would be\u00a0Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory<\/em>, even though I knew it would never happen.<\/p>\n

8. I’m rather surprised that Mr. Steves didn’t give me the stink eye when he heard that I was going to be in the show.<\/p>\n

9) Cast > Pit.<\/p>\n

10) \u00a0I’m going to miss not seeing you all every day. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

11) \u00a0Kansas City, guys.<\/p>\n

12) I’ve never danced with a girl prior to the musical. I’ve hardly touched one.<\/p>\n

13) I’ve seen and heard more awkward things than I ever want to.<\/p>\n

14) I still don’t think I sing very well.<\/p>\n

15) I wish we could all live together forever.<\/p>\n

16) I’ve always wanted to compose a large symphonic work, but now I want to write a musical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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