{"id":636,"date":"2012-07-25T23:30:54","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T06:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chineseeinstein.wordpress.com\/?p=636"},"modified":"2012-07-25T23:30:54","modified_gmt":"2012-07-26T06:30:54","slug":"bedpan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jason-fu.com\/blog\/bedpan\/","title":{"rendered":"bedpan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been quite a while since I posted here. I regret not stopping by more often, really. There&#8217;s just been no reason to think anymore. Summer is fun but it&#8217;s not stimulating in any way. It&#8217;s the end of July and I&#8217;m bored of having fun. I want to start reading again. I even thought about picking up <em>Walden<\/em>. What&#8217;s wrong with me. I would never want to actually pick that up again.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m off to Mexico again in about a week! Oh, wow. Time really creeps up on you. 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