{"id":85,"date":"2009-05-18T22:07:39","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T05:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chineseeinstein.wordpress.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:07:39","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T05:07:39","slug":"i-need-your-help-yes-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jason-fu.com\/blog\/i-need-your-help-yes-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I need your help. Yes, you."},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s nearing the end of the year and unfortunately, the semester. And the end of the semseter means grades will be coming out.<\/p>\n

Right now my grades are looking poopy. Poopy enough to the point where I need to take action. Well, extra action.<\/p>\n

Any of you who choose to do so may help me keep accountable. Here’s what I will be doing:<\/p>\n

Internet<\/span><\/p>\n

1. I will be activating an internet filter. It will block Facebook, Myspace, and numerous other sites.<\/p>\n

2. I will be temporarily be de-activating my Facebook.<\/p>\n

3. \u00a0I will abstain from playing games as much as I can.<\/p>\n

4. I will not go on MSN\/AIM\/Yahoo.<\/p>\n

Other<\/span><\/p>\n

1. I am trying to limit cell phone use, so if you need to contact me, send me an e-mail.<\/p>\n

Actually, the internet filter just about covers it. \u00a0Seven of my nine sites I have saved on my speed dial will not be accessible… the ones that are will be wikipedia and google.<\/p>\n

Wow. This thing is fail. Anyway. Shoot me a reminder if any of you see me online or anything.<\/p>\n

Thanks. Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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