{"id":179,"date":"2009-10-28T21:00:56","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T04:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chineseeinstein.wordpress.com\/?p=179"},"modified":"2009-10-28T21:00:56","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T04:00:56","slug":"quick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jason-fu.com\/blog\/quick\/","title":{"rendered":"Quick?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, I know it&#8217;s been a long time since I wrote a blog post. It&#8217;s because my mind has been blank because of school and homework and just&#8230; life. No time to think. Only to work.<\/p>\n<p>And play games.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been playing GTAIV lately. I have to say, this GTA is really different from the games in the GTAIII series (which includes Vice City, San Andreas, etc).<\/p>\n<p>You know how GTA is, though. Killing cops, stealing cars, shooting people, blowing up innocent people.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s something about this game that really irks me.<\/p>\n<p>You go through the game, being a contract killer, \u00a0assassinating people, delivering drug packages, etc. You know, illegal stuff.<\/p>\n<p>But then, whenever the main character is offered drugs, he refuses.<\/p>\n<p>When he&#8217;s offered alcohol, he refuses.<\/p>\n<p>When he&#8217;s offered smokes, he refuses.<\/p>\n<p>Rockstar (the creators of GTA) know that they&#8217;ve gotten in trouble for being a bad influence on players. So they must have done this on purpose.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a function where you can go to a bar with friends. And when it&#8217;s over, you leave the bar piss drunk. The screen moves around and stuff, and you can&#8217;t walk straight without falling over. 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